SPCU Pet Accounts
APRIL FOOLS 2025!

At SPCU, we’re always looking for innovative ways to serve our members.

And this April 1st, we’re thrilled to announce a groundbreaking new service: Pet Accounts!

Yes, you read that right. Your beloved furry, feathered, or scaled companions can now enjoy the benefits of their very own savings accounts.

Treat-Based Interest

Watch your pet’s savings grow with our unique “treat-based” interest rates. The more they save, the more delicious rewards they’ll earn (terms and conditions apply – mostly tail wags and purrs).

Birdseed Bonuses

Avian members will enjoy bonus birdseed rewards for maintaining a healthy savings balance and a free bird bath with every new account.

Fish-Friendly Savings

For our aquatic friends, we offer specialised accounts with water-resistant statements and algae-free interest accumulation.

Automatic Squirrel-Chasing Fund Transfers

For our canine members, we’ve developed a revolutionary feature that automatically transfers funds to a dedicated “squirrel-chasing” account. Now, they’ll always be prepared for those spontaneous park adventures.

Personalised Paw-Print Membership Cards

Let your pet express their unique style with our exclusive paw-print membership cards. Each card is custom-designed with your pet’s actual paw, wing, scale, hoof, fin or whatever it may have, print (ink pads sold separately).

Bark-to-Balance Voice Banking

Check your pet’s account balance with a simple bark, meow, or chirp. Our mobile app’s new advanced voice recognition software understands all animal dialects. Simply start barking, meowing, chirping, mooing or neighing at the SPCU app!

Why wait?

Sign your pet up today for the new and exclusive SPCU Pet Account! Click below for the application form.

All features and benefits described are fictional and intended for humorous purposes only. No animals were harmed in the making of this joke.

(Please do not attempt to use bark-to-balance voice banking 😁 or at least send us a video of it if you do!)

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